The Streak Continues

Kramer: "You shouldn't brush your teeth 24 hours before the dentist."
Jerry: "Isn't it you aren't supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery?"
Kramer: "No you have to eat! You need your strength!"

After my latest visit to the dentist I'm proud to announce that the streak is still alive: 34 years and no cavities. Beth may have the brains, looks, personality, likability, and money, but at least I have the teeth.

Comments

Veeno said…
The seinfeld quote is a perfect fit for the story- love it!

Congrats on your streak.
Tuesday, 09 December, 2008
Joel Smith said…
Congratulations Mike! Job well done!

Way to put the woman in her place.

Do you floss?
Tuesday, 09 December, 2008
Mike G. said…
I brush twice a day, morning and night and I never floss. I think flossing is a clever trick pushed on the American public by dentist knowing good and well flossing doesn't prevent cavities but instead causes them.
Wednesday, 10 December, 2008
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